I. Seven things to do before I die:
| (1) | Live in a house with a garage | |
| (2) | Own a Komondor | |
| (3) | Start my own business | |
| (4) | Be featured in the Wall Street Journal (for something good) | |
| (5) | Retire | |
| (6) | Bungee jump (hopefully not right before I die) | |
| (7) | Make a million-dollar donation to something |
II. Seven things I cannot do:
| (1) | Wheelies | |
| (2) | Dance | |
| (3) | Sing | |
| (4) | Throw away stuff I no longer need | |
| (5) | A 360 on a snowboard | |
| (6) | Buy the less expensive model, when there is a more expensive one with features I will never use | |
| (7) | Count cards |
III. Seven things that attract me to blogging:
| (1) | Comprehensive post archives give me a real sense of just how much time I've wasted over the years | |
| (2) | Ability to reach hundreds of readers around the world, and have them send me hate mail | |
| (3) | Pathetic sense of validation I get from an Instalanche | |
| (4) | Endlessly tweaking the site template soothes my obsessive-compulsive nature | |
| (5) | As hobbies go, it's pretty cheap | |
| (6) | There's no better way to kill time. I'll start blogging and when I look up at the clock, three hours have gone by. It's freaky. | |
| (7) | It's actually a great way to meet people |
IV. Seven things I say most often:
| (1) | "Sumimasen" (Excuse me) | |
| (2) | "Mou ikkai itte kudasai" (Could you say that again, please?) | |
| (3) | "Furanku wo hitotsu kudasai" (One hot dog, please) | |
| (4) | "Kiji wa Itarian ni shite kudasai" (Thin crust, please) | |
| (5) | "Regyuraa de mantan ni shite kudasai" (Fill 'er up with regular) | |
| (6) | "Raaji burendo, mochikaeri desu" (Large black coffee, to go) | |
| (7) | "Domo" (Thanks) |
V. Seven books that I love:
| (1) | Congo | |
| (2) | The Enigma of Japanese Power | |
| (3) | Liar's Poker | |
| (4) | The Reckoning | |
| (5) | Remembering the Kanji I | |
| (6) | Roger Ebert's Movie Yearbook | |
| (7) | Ugly Americans |
VI. Seven movies that I watch over and over again:
| (1) | Blade | |
| (2) | Braveheart | |
| (3) | Caddyshack | |
| (4) | Goodfellas | |
| (5) | High Fidelity | |
| (6) | L.A. Confidential | |
| (7) | Rounders |
VII. Seven people to whom I pass the meme:
| (1) | Big Ben | |
| (2) | Curzon | |
| (3) | Dave Justus | |
| (4) | Greg | |
| (5) | John Rogers | |
| (6) | RFTR | |
| (7) | Sean |
FOLLOW-UP:
There are no original ideas left anymore.






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