This week's contest looks at... contests:

Contestants at a beard contest in Switzerland. The gentlemen of Northern Ireland are being urged to turn the other cheek on their razors and start the New Year by growing the most splendid beard possible in the name of manliness.(AFP/KEYSTONE/File)Submit your best caption, and comb back hair on Friday to find out who wins.






Wow, that's gotta hurt! That was the worst wheelie wipeout we've ever seen here in Beardland.
"Yep, good thing we formed a committee to study it."